Showing posts with label sms jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sms jokes. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

Crazy fact of today's generation.


Crazy fact of today's generation.
Once upon a time, girls used 
to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink and  smoke 
 like their fathers.

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Friday, April 1, 2011

April fool sms


If today any one talks praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u

Feeling bored?

Feeling bored? 
Wondering, what to do? 

Open the zip! 

Enter your hands in between your zip.. 

take out your... 


book from your bag and study..   

Thursday, March 31, 2011

I am fool


i am


fool 



i am 



fool 



i am 



fool 



i am 



fool 



i am 



fool 



OK OK COOL. 

I AGREE You are FOOL
Control yourself
April fool wishes

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

You are the one who is CHARMING


You are  the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who Fools you. 
happy fools day

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April Foooool


Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell 
April Foooool

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Sardar enters Kitchen,
opens sugar box, looks inside and close it,
this he does again and again!


why?

b'cos

Doctor told him to check sugar
every regularly
keep smiling

have  great day  
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

REMMBER THESE WORDS ....



REMEMBER THESE WORDS ....

Love  the lady  but 
don't touch her body 
you   will screw the lady 
if you  touch  the body
you will become Dady 

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Monday, February 21, 2011

A cat


A cat is very sad  b'cos
 he  dint have any  girlfriends...

one day   he saw  a beautiful  lady cat  
he went  and said   to her  ....

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?
?
?
?
?
Meow meow  


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I "Kiss" ur Lips

I "Kiss" ur  Lips

I "touch" ur Teeth,

I "Taste" ur  tongue

I "Feel" ur  Smiles

wait....

who am  i...?

i am  Ur  tooth  paste 

good morning