Can We do romance in the evening today?

Can We do romance in the evening today?

I"m in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

yours lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny Egg cups

A really smart one:

A really smart one:

"i may not always love the ones

who love me...

but...

i surely do respect their choice...." :)

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Tom and jerry series

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Tom and jerry cartoons

Every  Tom and jerry show is  very funny and  awesome 

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Boy to girl before exam

Boy  to  girl  before  exam  

hey  all the  best  

girl  also said same 

but  girl scored  80 marks  

and   boy  failed 

moral  boys only wish with true heart  

Girl dominated World

When a Girl Cries   ------------ The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to  "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"

passed in BED

a daughter  sends  a  telegram  to her father 

on her  clearing of  B.Ed exams,

which  the father  receives  as

"Father,  you daughter   has been  successfully

passed  in  BED..."

Funny bags

Arrange this

Arrange  this pls
its  very simple 
look and this  picture arrange them slowly 
one by one 
i think it may takes  a  week 

funny story

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, 

started his bus,

and drove off along the route. 

No problems for the first few stops - a

few people got on, a few got off, 

and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet

eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

 and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, 

and basicallymeek? Well, he was.

 Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he

wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big Johngot on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver,

 who started losing sleep over the way

Big John was taking advantage of him. 

Finally he could stand it no

longer. He signed up for body building courses, 

karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, hefelt really good about himself.

 So on the next Monday, when Big John

once again got on the bus and said,

 "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied,

 "Big John has a bus pass."

Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

A cat

A cat is very sad  b'cos

 he  dint have any  girlfriends...

one day   he saw  a beautiful  lady cat  

he went  and said   to her  ....

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Meow meow  

creative pictures

Banana art