Can We do romance in the evening today?

Can We do romance in the evening today?

I"m in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

yours lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

boy and girl

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl:Yes

Boy:Prove it

Girl:How?

Boy:Jump down from the roof

She walked up-to the edge and said with a smile

Girl:Push me

*****

My Life was in darkness

My Life was in darkness before i met you,

but now it is bright.

you know why?

B Coz you are a 

"Tube light".

******

Crazy fact of today's generation.

Crazy fact of today's generation.

Once upon a time, girls used 

to cook like their mothers.

But now they drink and  smoke 

 like their fathers.

*****

A really smart one:

A really smart one:

"i may not always love the ones

who love me...

but...

i surely do respect their choice...." :)

*****

Funny student

Teacher: How old is your father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. 

(1st Rank)

Feeling bored?

Feeling bored? 

Wondering, what to do? 

Open the zip! 

Enter your hands in between your zip.. 

take out your... 

book from your bag and study..   

When things go wrong

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Lets go party

*****

I am fool

i am


fool 


i am 


fool 


i am 


fool 


i am 


fool 


i am 


fool 


OK OK COOL. 
I AGREE You are FOOL
Control yourself
April fool wishes

*****

So Sweet is ur Smile??

So Sweet is ur Smile??

so Sweet is ur Style??

so Sweet is ur Voice??

so Sweet is ur Eyes????

see......how Sweetly I LIE.

You are the one who is CHARMING

You are  the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who Fools you. 

happy fools day

****  

April Foooool

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?

April 1

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell 

April Foooool

****

Sardar enters Kitchen,
opens sugar box, looks inside and close it,
this he does again and again!


why?

b'cos

Doctor told him to check sugar
every regularly
keep smiling

have  great day  

***********

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

.

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

.

.

.

Always KISS a School teacher

and she will say repeat it

5 TIMES DAILY!

******

Excitement of love

Boy  : i am  not  rich  like  rohit,

i don't have  big car  like  rohit

but   i really  love u  

Girl ; i love  you  too  

 tell me more about  rohit

****

Boy to girl before exam

Boy  to  girl  before  exam  

hey  all the  best  

girl  also said same 

but  girl scored  80 marks  

and   boy  failed 

moral  boys only wish with true heart  

Girl dominated World

When a Girl Cries   ------------ The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to  "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"

Buy 1, Get 1 Free...

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE!!!!

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My friend's uncle is Selling Tissue Paper

Buy 1, Get 1 Free... 

passed in BED

a daughter  sends  a  telegram  to her father 

on her  clearing of  B.Ed exams,

which  the father  receives  as

"Father,  you daughter   has been  successfully

passed  in  BED..."

who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?

who walks  with us  through 

 the  difficult path   of life ?

mom/dad?

-no

husband /wife?

-no

friends?

no

only our footwear 

use your brain