Can We do romance in the evening today?

Can We do romance in the evening today?

I"m in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

yours lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Feeling bored?

Feeling bored? 

Wondering, what to do? 

Open the zip! 

Enter your hands in between your zip.. 

take out your... 

book from your bag and study..   

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

.

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

.

.

.

Always KISS a School teacher

and she will say repeat it

5 TIMES DAILY!

******

Excitement of love

Boy  : i am  not  rich  like  rohit,

i don't have  big car  like  rohit

but   i really  love u  

Girl ; i love  you  too  

 tell me more about  rohit

****

passed in BED

a daughter  sends  a  telegram  to her father 

on her  clearing of  B.Ed exams,

which  the father  receives  as

"Father,  you daughter   has been  successfully

passed  in  BED..."

REMMBER THESE WORDS ....

REMEMBER THESE WORDS ....

Love  the lady  but 

don't touch her body 

you   will screw the lady 

if you  touch  the body

you will become Dady 

****