Crazy fact of today's generation.

Crazy fact of today's generation.

Once upon a time, girls used 

to cook like their mothers.

But now they drink and  smoke 

 like their fathers.

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You are the one who is CHARMING

You are  the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who Fools you. 

happy fools day

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Sardar enters Kitchen,
opens sugar box, looks inside and close it,
this he does again and again!


why?

b'cos

Doctor told him to check sugar
every regularly
keep smiling

have  great day  

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Tom and jerry series

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Tom and jerry cartoons

Every  Tom and jerry show is  very funny and  awesome 

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Boy to girl before exam

Boy  to  girl  before  exam  

hey  all the  best  

girl  also said same 

but  girl scored  80 marks  

and   boy  failed 

moral  boys only wish with true heart  

Girl dominated World

When a Girl Cries   ------------ The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to  "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"

Buy 1, Get 1 Free...

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE!!!!

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My friend's uncle is Selling Tissue Paper

Buy 1, Get 1 Free... 

passed in BED

a daughter  sends  a  telegram  to her father 

on her  clearing of  B.Ed exams,

which  the father  receives  as

"Father,  you daughter   has been  successfully

passed  in  BED..."

Funny bags

Arrange this

Arrange  this pls
its  very simple 
look and this  picture arrange them slowly 
one by one 
i think it may takes  a  week 

funny story

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, 

started his bus,

and drove off along the route. 

No problems for the first few stops - a

few people got on, a few got off, 

and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet

eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

 and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, 

and basicallymeek? Well, he was.

 Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he

wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big Johngot on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver,

 who started losing sleep over the way

Big John was taking advantage of him. 

Finally he could stand it no

longer. He signed up for body building courses, 

karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, hefelt really good about himself.

 So on the next Monday, when Big John

once again got on the bus and said,

 "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied,

 "Big John has a bus pass."

Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

A cat

A cat is very sad  b'cos

 he  dint have any  girlfriends...

one day   he saw  a beautiful  lady cat  

he went  and said   to her  ....

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?

?

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?

?

Meow meow  

who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?

who walks  with us  through 

 the  difficult path   of life ?

mom/dad?

-no

husband /wife?

-no

friends?

no

only our footwear 

use your brain 

  

Do u think

Do  u think if  u stay  silent  or 

 if  u  wont message me  would

  i  leave  u  every  monkey 

 duty is  to  disturb their close friends

   i did  my duty  its Ur  turn   

I "Kiss" ur Lips

I "Kiss" ur  Lips

I "touch" ur Teeth,

I "Taste" ur  tongue

I "Feel" ur  Smiles

wait....

who am  i...?

i am  Ur  tooth  paste 

good morning  

few people's life

Watching on Monday,

friendship on Tuesday,

Love on Wednesday,

Wedding on Thursday,

fighting on friday, 

Divorce on Saturday, 

Rest on Sunday, 

Next on Monday

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How fast are you

Today i am  giving  a small test   

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