Showing posts with label kids jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Cute stubborn kids


Kids are always  cute  when they make noise  or  doing tantarm 
when the become stubborns  they  looks so  cute  
some of  the  kids  pictures











Monday, April 4, 2011

Crazy fact of today's generation.


Crazy fact of today's generation.
Once upon a time, girls used 
to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink and  smoke 
 like their fathers.

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Friday, April 1, 2011

Funny student


Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. 

(1st Rank)



Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Sardar enters Kitchen,
opens sugar box, looks inside and close it,
this he does again and again!


why?

b'cos

Doctor told him to check sugar
every regularly
keep smiling

have  great day  
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Monday, February 21, 2011

A cat


A cat is very sad  b'cos
 he  dint have any  girlfriends...

one day   he saw  a beautiful  lady cat  
he went  and said   to her  ....

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Meow meow  


Thursday, February 17, 2011

who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?


who walks  with us  through 
 the  difficult path   of life ?

mom/dad?
-no

husband /wife?
-no

friends?
no

only our footwear 
use your brain 
  


Thursday, July 22, 2010

PASSIVE VOICE


PASSIVE VOICE

teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"

TinTin: " I was made by a mistake"


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prof:chemical symbol of Barium?


prof:chemical symbol of Barium?

TinTin:BA

prof:For sodium?

TinTin:NA

prof:what will we get if 1 atom
of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?

TinTin:"BANANA"


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TinTin was asked


TinTin was asked to write a sign board
for the traffic near the school.

He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill
the students, wait for the teachers"


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Father and TinTin



Father and TinTin were standing in front 
of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

The father was explaining how ferocious
 and strong tigers are, and

TinTin was taking it all in with 
a serious expression.

"Dad," TinTin said finally, "if the tiger got 
out of his cage and ate you up ."

"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.

"What bus should I take home?" tinumon finished.


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