Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

My Life was in darkness


My Life was in darkness before i met you,
but now it is bright.
you know why?
B Coz you are a 
"Tube light".

******

Crazy fact of today's generation.


Crazy fact of today's generation.
Once upon a time, girls used 
to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink and  smoke 
 like their fathers.

*****

Friday, April 1, 2011

April fool sms


If today any one talks praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u

When things go wrong


When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Lets go party

*****

Thursday, March 31, 2011

I am fool


i am


fool 



i am 



fool 



i am 



fool 



i am 



fool 



i am 



fool 



OK OK COOL. 

I AGREE You are FOOL
Control yourself
April fool wishes

*****

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

You are the one who is CHARMING


You are  the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who Fools you. 
happy fools day

****  

April Foooool


Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell 
April Foooool

****

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Sardar enters Kitchen,
opens sugar box, looks inside and close it,
this he does again and again!


why?

b'cos

Doctor told him to check sugar
every regularly
keep smiling

have  great day  
***********

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?


who walks  with us  through 
 the  difficult path   of life ?

mom/dad?
-no

husband /wife?
-no

friends?
no

only our footwear 
use your brain 
  


Friday, February 4, 2011

cell phone


 cell phone  is  using  dangerous  
& it  dangerous  the brain
but  you are  so lucky  
no brain
no damage 
so  no  problem 

*****

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I "Kiss" ur Lips

I "Kiss" ur  Lips

I "touch" ur Teeth,

I "Taste" ur  tongue

I "Feel" ur  Smiles

wait....

who am  i...?

i am  Ur  tooth  paste 

good morning  

Monday, January 3, 2011

funny cartoons

Hi friends
Today i saw these cartoons in my mailbox felt funny so i post you
if you like or dont like please comment frankly