Monday, March 28, 2011

The International Baccalaureate...*groans*

When you're doing the IB, the phrase "I got five hours of action last night" means something completely different.

Being in the IB is challenging but simultaneously fun. It is a true learning experience. 
If you want things to sail smoothly you have to live by this rule: Procrastination is like masturbation. It's a lot of fun until you realize you've just fucked yourself. I am insanely piled up with work, it's so hard to balance everything out!

Here's what I have to do in the month of April:

-Study for SATs
-Two Economics commentaries
-Math portfolio
-ESS labs
-Update CAS journal
-Start on EE
-2 World Lit Essays
-TOK mock presentation
-TOK sample essay
-Read a Spanish book, conjugate MANY Spanish verbs, etc.
And to top it all off, I have to STUDY each subject as well.
April is NOT going to be pretty :(


Akon is coming here on the 17th of April and the IPL is starting in a few days as well. So many distractions! 


*Sung to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas*
On the first day of IB my teachers gave to me ...
12 examinations
11 long equations
10 mental breakdowns
9 questions begging
8 textbooks slamming
7 days of working
6 broken pencils
5 PAPER 3s!
4 thousand words
3 hours sleep
2 broken wrists
AND A LOUSY MARK THAT KILLED ME!

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