The SEALs recovered an extensive stash of pornography from bin Laden’s compound. There were interesting titles: “Debby Does Abbottabad,” “Deep Goat,” "Hubothabad Sa Abbottabad," and “Osama bin Hayden's Scandal .”
It's now official folks. Even with eleven wives at his disposal, Osama Bin Slappen is doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Spanking the monkey, Jerkin' the gherkin, The old yanky the cranky, Chafing the carrot, Chokin the Chicken, Cleaning the Pipes, Making Nut Butter, White Water Wristing, and playing With Mary Palmer and her five friends.
