Mommy Dionesia Pacquiao's 62nd Birthday Party

Photo from TV Patrol, ABS-CBN

General Santos City, Philippines.

Mommy Dionesia is a religious woman, but that does not give her the right to steal the Nazarene's look.

Okay, just teasing, I am talking about Mommy D's curly hair - a walking blue Nazarene. 

QUEEN DIONESIA.
Move over Kate Middleton because Dionesia will strut her Gen-San ass like a queen.
She'll have 5 costume changes- i mean gown, will wear a tiara, and i'm sorry visitors but you have to endure the boxing mom's song performances and Argentine-tango production number.

NOT SO ROYAL DETAILS

The Pac-Mom has spent over 1M pesos for her event - not to mention the 1M Hermes bag that she'll receive from her son, the 8-Time Boxing Champion of The World, Manny Pacquiao.

According to reports, a total of 800 "Radiant" invitations were given out, with big-time visitors like former President, Joseph Estrada. Add to that her son's celebrity entourage - which swoon to honey-Manny like hungry bees drooling for the boxer's sweet nectar.

The newly-built bee hive-designed multi-million Pacquiao gymnasium has been filled with roses and daises - because Mommy D want it fresh, like her flower.

How about the food? ABS-CBN reported that the guests will glutton themselves with glass noodles, beef pot roast, spicy pork limbs, steamed dori with curry sauce, and of course Mommy D's sex-appeal. Yikes!

Kidding aside, one thing remains, Dionesia Pacquiao's  grand summer-themed party is one hell of a celebration.

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Mommy D is expecting an Herpmes  bag worth 1 million? That would definitely itch, girl.  - REMATE

There's a more exciting match that will happen outside MGM's boxing arena.

It's Manny Vs. Jinkee, the main bedroom event - TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

If you don't know how to kiss your girlfriend, ask Mo Twister. There's a detailed, poetic tuturial Smooching 101 on Twitter -  based from his own experience. - SHOW-MY!

Report: Leandro Baldemor honored to peel Katrina's  pineapple, to the tune of Careless Whisper?. Go!!! -REMATE

Oops! Katrina Halili's flower garden did not blossom with Kris Lawrence? Yay -ABANTE 

Now i saved the best for last, for our celebration since Pacman won... We will play tequila body shots.

Ready? Shot, suck in some lemon, and lick this boy-toy's underarms! - PEP

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