Conversation at work

I was talking to one of the guys at work, and he mentioned this his wife was Asian.

My first thought:  shutup, Marlene.

Then, the following thoughts, in rapid succession:
1.  Were you in the service over there and you brought her back?
2.  Does she look like Yoko Ono?

3. Do you like waking up every morning and looking at slant eyes?

But, I didn't say a word.  Good thing, huh?  And that's why I TRY to keep my mouth shut.
(doesn't always work.)