from today's newspaper
Stuart Sternberg (owner of TampaBay Rays)
A freak snowstorm over the Trop like the one that cabed in the roof of Minnesota's Metrodome so the Rays owner can finally get someone to seriously talk about a new stadium around here. And when we say "around here", we mean anywhere in the TampaBay area.
Carl Crawford
Ear muffs, so the ex-Ray can keep his ears warm in Boston and drown out the boos of the 8,423 fans who are going to let him have it when he returns to the Trop.
Jon Gruden
A coachng job. Any coaching job. At any level. Anywhere. Doesn't even hae to be in football. Just something so we don't have to hear his name EVERY SINGLE TIME a coaching job comes open.
Joe Madden
A first baseman, a left fielder, a closer, a setup man, a centerfielder who doesn't strike out so muh, a right-handed power bat, a reliever to get ouf lefties, a leadoff hitter.
Steve Yzerman
A goalie who doesn't make the Lightning GM hold his breath every time an opponent winds up from the blue line.
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