Breakfast conversation

P:  The New England Patriots statistically have one of the worst defenses in the league.  But they've got 4 defensive guys going to the Pro Bowl.  Imagine if they had a good defense ... the whole team would be going to the Pro Bowl.
M:  When is it?
P:  It's the week before the Super Bowl, just like it was last year.
M:  I thought I saw that both Michael Vick and Tom Brady are going to the Pro Bowl.  What happens if they get hurt and can't play in the Super Bowl?
P:  If they go to the Super Bowl, they won't play in the Pro Bowl.
M:  And the Super Bowl teams haven't been determined yet, have they?
P:  Well, one of them has.  It's just a matter of who the Patriots are going to play.  Will it be the Eagles or the Saints?

M:  (under her breath) or maybe the Bears.