Dear Morning Newspaper, SHUTUP

This morning's headline in Section B:  Worst storms hit in October.

Then the article proceeds:  Currents in the Caribbean mean Florida's west coast is particularly susceptible to big storms this month.

I just had this thought last night:  Okaaay, we made it through August and September, and granted there's still 2 months of hurricane season left, but that's only October and November.

And then this article in the morning newspaper.

Please, please, no hurricane.