Eating habits of co-workers

All employees get one free meal, at the Employee Dining Room, per 8 hour shift.  If one works longer than 8 hours, they get another meal.  Your ID badge is swiped to allow you through a turnstyle.

There are so many stories to tell on this topic, so I'll just start rattling them off.

One lady has a huge breakfast before starting work (and I've seen her plate - biscuits, gravy, eggs, bacon, sausage) ... then, come lunch time, since she can't go through the turnstyle because of breakfast, she'll ask anyone she knows to get some food for her.  Oink oink.

I saw a co-worker with 2 plates of chocolate cake, and I made the comment "oh, getting dessert for the table?"  She said, "no, this is for me.  I like to warm it up in the microwave, then take the cake over to the soft serve ice cream and put vanilla ice cream on top of it."  (Wouldn't one piece have been enough???)

Another lady, as she's on her 3rd order of french fries, was sitting across from me, trying to tell me that she had a thyroid problem.  No, honey, it's not a thyroid problem.  It's your eating habits.