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7:45am

1. "Well I'll be gosh-darned Sarah, you really can see Russia!"
2. "So... when is the crowd going to be here..?"
3. "Sarah, that isn't Russia... That's Rush Limbaugh."
4. (Both thinking) "Oh thank God we lost! I couldn't put up with THAT ass-hole for the next 4 years!"
5. "He-e-e-y, Mac-a-rena!"
6. "how 'bout a big round of applause for all the 'creative' spelling on the homemade signs you real Americans brought with ya today..." 
7. "Put your thumbs back, John! You're letting the hot air out!" 
8. "Who has two thumbs and knows the biggest asshat in Alaska!?"
9. Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadaro, celebrate their 50th anniversary!
10. patty CAKE, patty CAKE...
11. "Let's see Boris and Natasha get that moose and squirrel now!
12. "If you're crappy and ya know it clap your hands!"
13. Clapping like trained seals: "Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp!"
14. "Oh, crap, I washed my hands. What are the three things we believe in again?"