10 Commandments of Corvette Ownership

1. Thou shalt not loan thy Corvette to anyone
2. Thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash
3. Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner
4. Thop shalt not swear at thy Corvette for it is very tempermental
5. Thou shalt not cruise on unpaved roads
6. Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress
7. Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget grade fuel
8. Thou shalt not expose thy Corvette to severe weather conditions
9. Thou shalt not forget to activate the alarm system
10. Thou shalt not acknowledge a Ricer as being a true sports car

9:30pm I just got an email from one of my friends in the club. They added these 3:

11. Thou shalt not curse at the price of repairs!

12. Thou shalt upgrade at every concievable opportunity!

13. Thou shalt cruise, clean, and show, repeatedly!