Pippa Middleton Will Sue Newspaper For Publishing Her Topless Sunbathing Photos

Pippa Middleton: the sister of Kate that flirted with Prince Harry, the girl with a hot ass, and now, the sex-symbol who sunbathe topless - that's why she's been offered to do porn.

Yeah, you read it right, she wants her tits tanned like her boob-sies.

The "not-so-royal-photos" were taken in 2006 way before the Royal wedding.
The paparazzi took the photo when the Middleton sisters, together with Prince William, were having their "private" vacation in Spain.

Pippa went topless on a yacht in Ibiza - or was she doing her laundry, talk about washing your bra in seawater. I don't know if detergents work with saltwater. 

The upside, all the boys has got to see Pippa's pair of coconuts, err,  just one coconut, and it's quite far.

The downside, the Middleton family are planning to file a legal complaint against two newspapers that published the "topless" photos.

Check Out Pippa's topless photo after the jump.

Osama Bin Laden's XXX Video Collection, And His Alleged PORN Addiction

Osama allegedly watched Porn.
Oh yeah, you bad dog!

Fairly extensive XXX rated collection videos were found in Osama Bin Laden's secret residence in Pakistan.
The porn stash consists of "modern, electronically recorded video," according to Sun.
It was the items collected from Bin Laden's den after the US raid on May 2 which killed the most wanted criminal in the world.
The compound has no internet connection, but is known to have had "video machines"

So what kind of porn? Maybe porn-stars' f*ckin' inside a bomb-planted-car, then when it's about time to cum, the car climactic-ally blows along with their orgasms. Yikes

I was thinking, when they shot Bin Laden with just his undergarments on, was he "jerkin'?" ROFL

Did Prince Harry Flirt With Charlize Theron? Watch Your Back, Chelsy!

Spotted!

His highness Prince Harry, horsing around Charlize Theron.

The South African-Academy Award-winning-actress' flower went into a full bloom as she and Harry strolled the grounds of Royal Berkshires for a charity polo match in Coworth Park.

Hmmm, juicy! If you look at Theron's face, she seemed very happy. The prince may have said something that tickled her vulva, or labia minora, or tonsils? The hell we care. 

So did he flirt?

Yep, our cheeky Harry may have had a boner just by being with Charlize, look closely, he's discreetly adjusting his sword inside his pockets. Yikes!

We all know that our Royal prince is a damn hustler in riding horses. Would he be a hustler too, say, if he rides on top of an A-List Hollywood actress? Ha?!

What you gonna do, Chelsy Davy?

Photos via Zimbio

Pippa Middleton To Do PORN?

Pippa Middleton knows how to do it wild, Photo: Hollywood Life

Because her bottoms are hot.

TMZ reports that Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry's fling-mate in the Royal Wedding, has been offered to do "one" porn "explicit" scene for $5 million dollars.

F*cking what!?

Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment reportedly sent Pippa a letter saying that her "beauty and attitude" could make the bridesmaid a "huge and successful" adult star. Now that is one real sh*t

Part of the offer says Pippa has the liberty to choose whom she wants to be her f*ckin partner, if ever.

And if Pippa wants some "brotherly protection," she can tag along James Middleton under a $1million dollar paycheck. That is, if her brother would want to appear in a separate "explicit" porn scene.

Yikes!

This job is so un-royal, in a way.

Lindsay Lohan Touches Herself - BLANK Magazine

Lindsay Lohan, BLANK Magazine

Lindsay Lohan wants you to guess her cup-size or else she'll touch herself.

The sweet girl-gone-slut proves that she's the real bee-yawtch by posing this kinky for the BLANK Magazine spread.

Well, Hollywood brings her a little luck of a present.  

After being senteced of 480 hours of community service plus 120 hours behind bars because of jewerly theft, the Mean Girls star has signed up to act opposite John Travolta in the upcoming movie, Gotti: Three Generations

Lohan will play Kim, Gotti's f*ckin' of a wife.

Reports say, Travolta is recruiting Linsay to be a part of their extra-terrestial cult sh*t, Church of Scientology.

So, did you guess what her cup size is? Okay, just let this b*tch touch herself. Damn!

Adele's Passion For Eating

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Now that is what you call passion.

Yeah, this is the one and only Adele. 

The British soulful artist that is on top of the charts.

We all know that she sings good, now you'll know that she eats this good.

The Make You Feel My Love singer has been spotted eating out some dimsum sh*t with friends at a Chinese Restaurant in Notting Hill, West London. Still want a bite? *gagging

How about we let her sing, eh?

Lady Gaga and Her Blue-Striped Nipple Pad

A see-through blue dress, an uber-towering black platform shoes, a diamond cross, and some diagonally-striped blue nipple pad. Now whose gonna top that? Eh

This is the photo of the iconic, Lady Gaga as she poses next to a motorcycle at a Press Con yesterday (May 6) in Mexico City, Mexico.

Mother Monster's video, Judas has premiered early this week while her album, "Born This Way" will drop off May 23.

Gaga's Monster Ball tour has wrapped up, and guess what, reports say it was the highest grossing concert tour by a solo headlining artist. More than 200 million in ticket sales. Wow

Come Monday, Lady Gaga will release her next promo single, "Edge of Glory"

Fingers crossed, her Little Monsters are hoping it will not leak

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Tops Maxim Magazine's 2011 Hot 100 List

Rosie Huntington-Whitely

The uber sexy Victoria Secret star, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, topped Maxim's Hot 100 List this year.

Rosie and her pouting lips managed to snag the heavenly spot from Olivia Munn and Katy Perry who finished  in second and third.

Wow.

Action star, Jason Statham, whom Rosie has been seriously effin for some time  now, must be very proud - talk about being the envy of  all the boys in the world.

You'll see more from Rosie when she debuts in Michael Bay's Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon opposite Shia LaBeouf this coming July 3.

Pippa Middleton, "Shake Ya Flirt-y Ass" For Prince Harry! - Shake Ya Ass (Video)

This new shake-it video will surely make Prince Harry's day.

Some bummer who's obviously addicted to Pippa Middleton's hot ass made a mash-up about the bridesmaid's bottom moments in the Royal wedding.

Take notice of the holy priest-in-red who nodded many times in approval. 

Inside Prince Harry's Royal Heart: Pippa Middleton, OUT; Chelsy Davy, IN..Again?

Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry, and Chelsy Davy

The flirt-y truth.

Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry's on-off girlfriend for sometime now, has also been invited to the royal wedding. Yes, you heard it right, Davy flew his ass from somewhere in the globe to London just to attend the event.

Well, she was Harry's "plus one." - heck, who would not want to get hold of that Royal ticket inside the event. 

According to the rumor mill, Chelsy is reportedly giving her 5-year rocky relationship with Harry a tenth second chance. 

When it comes to marriage with the cheeky prince - it's another story. Davy once told her friends, "There's no way we are getting married.  It's not a life for me"

So she's just after the Royal event? Ha!

Well, it doesn't end there. 

Our roaming sluts that attended the after-wedding event said that our playboy, Harry and the nutty, Chelsy were a little flirty-flirty.

Some have referred to the pair as "the life and soul" of that party.

In fact, I  have read from another slut's personal "diary" that Harry wrapped his arms around Davy many times and at one point, whispered to her ear, "You're next"

Now what kind of bugging device these slutty-moles are using that they can hear even the second prince's whisper?

Prince Harry Flirts With Pippa Middleton - The Royal Way

Prince Harry may have seduced the bridesmaid, but Pippa Middleton ain't flirting back. 

Apparently, our dear Pippa with a hot ass, has her own boyfriend in the name of Alex Loudon, and they are pretty committed.

Pippa Middleton and  her 30-year old boyfriend, Alex Loudon 

So, who is it gonna be? Harry?

Transformers 3 Star Shia LaBeouf's Sexy Wipe.

Shia LaBeouf

Let him spill more coffee on his face, Damn!

"Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon"'s wholesome fans may get some filthy eclipse of the mind with this photos.
I am soo warning you.

Shia LaBeouf was spotted in Los Angeles gassing up and doing some kinky peek-a-boo with his newly chiseled body.
Apparently, Shia's left naughty nipple wants some cool California air with that hot coffee he was drinking, so our 24-year old boy toy gave in to its request.

 See, he's one obedient hottie, Ain't you lucky?

Shia LaBeouf

Images via JustJared

Prince William Receives The "Royal Job" From Kate Middleton

Prince William receives the "Royal Job" from Kate Middleton

Attention! The Exhibitionists are on the Buckingham Palace's Balcony.
Kate Middleton gives Prince William the "Royal Job" that he deserves.
Why in a rush Kate? Are you that hungry? ROFL

Prince Harry Flirts with Rippa Middleton - The Royal Way

Princess Beatrice and Her Controversial Royal Hat

Her Royal highness, Princess Beatrice may have spent too much time watching Lady Gaga. 

Wearing a hat that borders between human intestines, a toilet seat,  and octopus' tentacles - the fashionable slut with the royal blood - almost stole the spotlight yesterday from the bride, Kate Middleton.

Heck, she's even got her own Facebook page for that controversial headdress!

Beat that. 

Prince Harry Flirts With Pippa Middleton - The Royal Way

Pippa Middleton laughs as Prince Harry Tickles Her Funny-bone.

Who was spotted doing some flirty-flirty on the Royal Balcony?

Reports say, the Playboy Prince Harry told the bridesmaid, Pippa Middleton, "You do look very beautiful today, seriously"

Pippa responds, "not as beautiful as your sword, Papi" (obviously i made up Pippa's remarks, okay!)

The naughty 26-year-old Prince can't even control his admiration for Pippa that in one instance inside the church, he adjusted his royal weapon - bigtime. What the heck!

Prince Harry Adjusts His Sword, Photo: DListed

Another Royal Wedding in the making? Ha!

Prince William and Kate Middleton's "The Royal Wedding" As Seen Through The Eyes of A Slut

Prince William and Kate Middleton's 'The Royal Wedding' As Seen Through The Eyes of A Slut

British Royal Monarchy knows how to pull out some real posh wedding sh*t

With the grandiose and spectacle that they assembled, you would think that god is the special guest of the much anticipated wedding of the year, the union of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

It's like a normal ceremony except that every move has a corresponding musical score. After every sentence, the trumpets will blow, or after every nod - the little kids dressed in funny ruffled-closed-neck outfit would sing like angels stuck in Fantasia. Not to be outdone, the ladies who paraded bizarre kinds of headresses that even Lady Gaga would envy.

And then there's Kate -all regal, conservative in her McQueen gown and sh*t, she's so happy - atleast she f*cked her way into the royal family.
Wearing an Irish red guard uniform, Prince William grinned darkly-meaningful as they walked on the aisle off the church, finally, she can officially bang the blessed slut who's now got a new title, "Duke of Cuntbridge, Earl of Strathearnsh*t, Baron of Carrickf*ckus."

Tens of thousands of spectators welcomed the newlyweds as they rode in the carriage,a 1902 historic landau, headed towards the reception at Buckingham palace. There they feasted, kissed, and socialized with some of their social-climber guests. The Royal family will also get to see The Monster perform, as she exorcise the c*nt out of our new Highness - Princess Catherine.

Later on tonight, another royal event will happen... The Royal F*ck.

Images via Yahoo.com

How Steven Tyler Itched And Heard God - American Idol Season 10, Top 6 Recap

We all have heard Steven Tyler say holy shiz instead of sh*t, but tonight he went beyond holiness and pushed extra hard that he heard the Almighty voice?

Last week, he got bleeped when he dropped the F-bomb to Casey Abrams. This time,   the 63-year old Idol Judge didn't swear that much - yet still managed to emerge truthfully entertaining.

Steven Tyler Tells KC Abrams: "You're so F*cking Great!"

After Haley Reinhart's rendition of Carole King's Beautiful, the ever weird Steven said, " I just heard God in your voice, you nailed it."

In a separate instance, I couldn't help but laugh when he told Casey, "It's the best mother-loving show i've seen. You made my scalp itch it was so good." The rock-star must have forgot to use his anti-dandruff shampoo, eh?

Tyler's creative, poetic and  insane dirty words of wisdom shock and sometimes awe viewers. No wonder he is one of the must-see ethereal "clown" in every episode of this season's American Idol.

Truly God knows everything, even Steven's Itch.

Tom Ford's Porn-y Fragrance Ad

This latest Fragrance Ad from Tom Ford will surely make conservative's eyebrows rise - i mean, not only eyebrows will rise - let's just say boners will come out off the closet. Ha!

Models Mariana Braga and Max Motta flaunted their skin like under-wears weren't invented. But you see, i get the point of the campaign - you're cool when you are using their expensive cologne even-though your clothe-less. (Pathetic)

Your parents will say that it's close to porn. Artistically speaking, it's a visual treat.

More "compromising" and porn-y photos after the jump.

Miranda Kerr Swells For Orlando Bloom at "The Good Doctor" Premiere

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr, Photo Credit: Splash

What is Orlando Bloom thinking? 

Is he worried about his latest film , The Good Doctor? No

Maybe Orlando misses his new baby? No

Oh yeah, I know,  he's thinking which fingers will he use to milk the cow - later.

The 34-year old Orlando and his Aussie supermodel partner Miranda Kerr have attended the premiere of Bloom's  The Good Doctor at Tribeca Film Festival in New York.

Kerr's post-baby curves have featured a  pair of  bulging milk-factories that has gone immaculately eye-popping!

Hot!

Chris Evans: Photos While Filming In Time Square

Hot! Chris Evans was spotted doing some scenes yesterday (April 23) in New York City's Time Square.

According to JustJared, it's not clear whether Evans is filming for (uber-delayed) shoot for Captain America or if he is already working on "The Avengers"

Chris Evans Attends "Puncture" Premiere At Tribeca Film Festival

Last Thursday, Chris attended the premiere of his film, "Puncture" at Tribeca Film Festival. 

His "Captain America: The First Avenger" will hit theaters in 3D, July 22.

Beyonce And Her "Power" (Harper's Bazaar Magazine - Paris Shoot)

Beyonce strikes a pose on the balcony of The Ritz Hotel, for Harper's Bazaar shoot.

Who run the world? Girls Who run this mothaf***? Gorrdd (warping sound)

Beyonce may have smelled something here. 
Static, hello signal, static!

Was it Jay-Z' used undies yesterday when they dined out? No. 

Was it her t-back that was left unwashed - the one she used for her "Run The World(Girls)" video shoot in Mojave Desert? No.

Actually, It's her underarms. I'm thinking the photographer may have shouted, "Okey B, I want you to kiss your f*cking armpit!"

She's a rich and powerful diva - i'm pretty sure it'll smell "heavenly." 

Did you see, this superstar is quite obedient. She'll do it. LOL

If you're wondering what pretty girl Beyonce is doing raising her hand like she invented sex, well - it's a shoot for Harper's Bazaar. And the R&B superstar is on the Balcony of The Ritz Hotel in Paris, flaunting her god-given underarm that sweats millions of dollars for the paparazzi to see. (Okay, it's an outdoor shoot - my bad)

Truth be told, she looks stunning. She's one of a kind. Check out as she unleash some girl power through her brand new "Run The World (Girls)" single below.