Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Monday, December 27, 2010

Cute Funny and Strange

Alone in the Park

Count the fingers!! 



Body Builder! 

Dew na kiya tou phir kya jiya!

aww... crying eggs!

8 Legs Cat

Press any key to Start but where is "Any" Key?


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Monday, December 20, 2010

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her 
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter .

"What are you doing?" 
She asked. 

"Hunting Flies" 
He responded. 

"Oh. ! Killing any?" 
She asked. 

"Yep... 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked. 
"How can you tell them apart?" 

He responded, 

"3 were on a beer can, 
2 were on the phone".



Saturday, October 23, 2010

A Pakistani and An American

A Pakistani and an American met on a plane and had a bet that if Pakistani fails to answer his question he must give 5$ and if american fails, he has to give 500$.
American: whats the different between earth and moon?


Pakistani silently gives 5$.


Pakistani: which animal with 3 legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4 legs?


the american searches for 2 hours on his laptop via internet and at last gives 500$ and asks whats the answer?


Pakistani again silently gives 5$.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Reality of our country!

Reality of our country

Most of 1st class passed students get technical seats; some become doctors and some become engineers!


The 2nd class passed students pass MBA and become administrator and control the 1st class!


The 3rd class passed students enter in politics & become ministers and control both.


Last but not least




The failure join "underworld" and control all the above !! ... =D







Thursday, October 14, 2010

Get Married !!

Get Married !!


Not for yourself 

but 

for the future of your children



they are getting late 


for school..!! :D

Flirt or Injustice !!!

I loved someone.. 




but she broke my heart into pieces,




now every piece of my broken heart loves someone!!




and people call me a "FLIRT"






its Injustice !! .... =p