Rishtay hi rishtay .. jisko chahiyey le lo !! .. haha
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Naughty guy's horrible letter to his mom
Monday, December 27, 2010
Cute Funny and Strange
Alone in the Park
Count the fingers!!
Body Builder!
Dew na kiya tou phir kya jiya!
aww... crying eggs!
8 Legs Cat
Press any key to Start but where is "Any" Key?
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Monday, December 20, 2010
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter .
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep... 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone".
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
A Pakistani and An American
A Pakistani and an American met on a plane and had a bet that if Pakistani fails to answer his question he must give 5$ and if american fails, he has to give 500$.
American: whats the different between earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.
Pakistani: which animal with 3 legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4 legs?
the american searches for 2 hours on his laptop via internet and at last gives 500$ and asks whats the answer?
Pakistani again silently gives 5$.
American: whats the different between earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.
Pakistani: which animal with 3 legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4 legs?
the american searches for 2 hours on his laptop via internet and at last gives 500$ and asks whats the answer?
Pakistani again silently gives 5$.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Reality of our country!
Reality of our country
Most of 1st class passed students get technical seats; some become doctors and some become engineers!
The 2nd class passed students pass MBA and become administrator and control the 1st class!
The 3rd class passed students enter in politics & become ministers and control both.
Last but not least
The failure join "underworld" and control all the above !! ... =D
Most of 1st class passed students get technical seats; some become doctors and some become engineers!
The 2nd class passed students pass MBA and become administrator and control the 1st class!
The 3rd class passed students enter in politics & become ministers and control both.
Last but not least
The failure join "underworld" and control all the above !! ... =D
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Get Married !!
Get Married !!
Not for yourself
but
for the future of your children
they are getting late
for school..!! :D
Flirt or Injustice !!!
I loved someone..
but she broke my heart into pieces,
now every piece of my broken heart loves someone!!
and people call me a "FLIRT"
its Injustice !! .... =p
but she broke my heart into pieces,
now every piece of my broken heart loves someone!!
and people call me a "FLIRT"
its Injustice !! .... =p
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